Christmas Message from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Friday, December 23rd, 2011 Merry Christmas to everyone in “the colonies”, heh.
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and inability to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up “revocation” […]
